A Penguin takes his car to a mechanic, told by Monkeys. (Windows Media Video)

The Pirate

So, this Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt. The bartender says, "You know you have a steering wheel attached to you belt?". The Pirate reply's, "Arrrgh, it's drivin me nuts".

Can you muster one up? (Windows Media Video)

What happened to the car? Can you find it? (MPG)

F-14 going supersonic (MPG)

Supersonic Tomcat (Might need this to play this type of format) (OGG)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.................

What would you do? (Windows Media Video)

There are two female potatoes standing on a street corner. How do you tell which one is the hooker?............  The one that is stamped "Idaho" (I-da-ho).

The new Air Force One (Windows Media Video)